Thursday, April 24, 2008

Porn for the Blind - my new weekend plans

I still can't figure out if this is a joke or not. I wouldn't be surprised either way.

Anyways, www.PornfortheBlind.org is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to "producing audio descriptions of sample movie clips from adult web sites."

So, how does it work? Volunteers watch an adult-themed clip and describe the events using only proper anatomical language. Ex- "she is licking the shaft of the penis... she is mostly focusing on the head of the penis."

You can even help out by recording descriptions of your favourite porn. The website suggests a list of sites and has an integrated voice recorder. Recommended sites include www.milfsoup.com, www.straightboysfucking.com, and my personal favourite www.bangbus.com.

This is the greatest idea a bunch of drunken frat boys have ever had. Joke or not, imagine all the people being helped out by this service. People, who much like yourself, enjoy busting the occasional nut, but have had to resort to the outdated practice of braille porno (see below).


Check it out.

1 comment:

THE Captain said...

So I got this mystery email...not from me, wink...

Why hasn't anyone told me about these type of extracurriculars? If I can look at porn and help the disabled, everyone wins...

-Anonymous