**A New Feature** - The Captain's Corner

Oh, sometimes I truly hope that the U.S. Presidential election comes down to Hillary Clinton vs. John McCain. Because of their political platforms? For a more charismatic battle? No. A storied infatuation with pant suits? Maybe. But probably not.

No, I want this dream matchup so that, maybe, footage of this "joke" will resurface.

To recap, in 1998 - during the heated midst of the Lewinsky scandal - McCain tossed out this little ditty:

- "Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?"
- "Because her father is Janet Reno."