Johnny Depp has reportedly been offered $10 million to become the new spokesperson for Trojan's Magnum condom line. As such, we here at www.morehandythancapped.com decided to create a list of possible tag lines.
1) 'Cause his feminine facial hair won't protect you from Aids.
2) 'Cause he'll cut you if you get pregnant
3) What's sheathing Gilbert Grape?
4) Remember kids, wrap your Willy before it wonkas
5) Hey Ugmoes, now's your chance to have Johnny inside you.